Thursday, August 3, 2017
Glacier Glee
We're both very gleeful to be in Glacier. We've been talking about and trying to make this trip happen for years—14 years to be precise. Our first and only brief exposure to Glacier was in June 2003 on an NVUM Secret Shopper Road Trip. We didn't have time to linger since we were on such a tight schedule. We promised ourselves during that one night in Apgar Campground over on the other side beside Lake McDonald that we would “come back soon”. Well, I guess it turns out we now know how long “soon” would be—14 years. Better sooner than later, eh?
Various factors have always stepped in the way of our annual desire to “go to Glacier”. It's always easy to find an excuse to put off an expensive, long-distance, long-duration Road Trip. In fact, we almost did it again this year. We looked at verified reports of massive crowding inside the park; ridiculous high temperatures and forest fire smoke obscuring the views. Three times we came within an eyelash of canceling this trip. As we write this blog post August 3, we can hear echoes of our pessimism from just last week. That's how close we came to wimping out of this trip.
It's laughable to sit here Thursday morning covered with a dense ground fog and an outside temperature of 43 degrees. It's laughable to think we thought we'd suffocate from the heat in our little trailer. Even though storm clouds completely obscured the Rocky Mountain Front yesterday and hid most of Glacier's Jewels, the temperature was perfect--in the upper low to upper 50's all day long. That's a far cry from the mid 90's we feared just a few days ago.
Yesterday, as we were driving through the cloud-draped splendor of this magical place, we made a pact—we're not going to threaten to wimp out of another Road Trip. We're just going to go. This Road Trip was a gleam in my eye dating back to mid-January 2017. I tried and tried to get reservations at Many Glacier. Each morning I'd be shut out of the electronic lottery. Finally, on Susun's birthday, February 2, I changed plans and decided to book us into Saint Mary Campground. Even though it was more than half full six months in advance, there were still plenty of sites available. I was able to spend a couple of hours tediously checking each and every availiable site to find The One with the best shade.
Site C109 is definitely one of the very few high quality shady campsites here. Most campers have no shade. Of course, that hasn't been a factor in the last couple of days. Shade has been the last thing on peoples' minds.
Visibility this morning is perhaps 100 yards—this place is really socked in. But we have no doubt the fog will burn off and the sun will shine today. It's going to be a Glorious Glacier Day for sure.
Luckily, we're booked into Glacier and its Canadian Twin Waterton for a week. That's going to allow plenty of time to finally soak up the Glacier Glow in as many different places and ways as possible. It's something we've dreamed of for 14 years and, as fate would have it, we're finally here with the right rig, the right gear and the right attitude.
Various factors have always stepped in the way of our annual desire to “go to Glacier”. It's always easy to find an excuse to put off an expensive, long-distance, long-duration Road Trip. In fact, we almost did it again this year. We looked at verified reports of massive crowding inside the park; ridiculous high temperatures and forest fire smoke obscuring the views. Three times we came within an eyelash of canceling this trip. As we write this blog post August 3, we can hear echoes of our pessimism from just last week. That's how close we came to wimping out of this trip.
It's laughable to sit here Thursday morning covered with a dense ground fog and an outside temperature of 43 degrees. It's laughable to think we thought we'd suffocate from the heat in our little trailer. Even though storm clouds completely obscured the Rocky Mountain Front yesterday and hid most of Glacier's Jewels, the temperature was perfect--in the upper low to upper 50's all day long. That's a far cry from the mid 90's we feared just a few days ago.
Yesterday, as we were driving through the cloud-draped splendor of this magical place, we made a pact—we're not going to threaten to wimp out of another Road Trip. We're just going to go. This Road Trip was a gleam in my eye dating back to mid-January 2017. I tried and tried to get reservations at Many Glacier. Each morning I'd be shut out of the electronic lottery. Finally, on Susun's birthday, February 2, I changed plans and decided to book us into Saint Mary Campground. Even though it was more than half full six months in advance, there were still plenty of sites available. I was able to spend a couple of hours tediously checking each and every availiable site to find The One with the best shade.
Site C109 is definitely one of the very few high quality shady campsites here. Most campers have no shade. Of course, that hasn't been a factor in the last couple of days. Shade has been the last thing on peoples' minds.
Visibility this morning is perhaps 100 yards—this place is really socked in. But we have no doubt the fog will burn off and the sun will shine today. It's going to be a Glorious Glacier Day for sure.
Luckily, we're booked into Glacier and its Canadian Twin Waterton for a week. That's going to allow plenty of time to finally soak up the Glacier Glow in as many different places and ways as possible. It's something we've dreamed of for 14 years and, as fate would have it, we're finally here with the right rig, the right gear and the right attitude.
Wednesday, August 2, 2017
Weird
Yes, it truly was The Weirdest Of The Weird.
It was THE Weirdest Construciton Site I have ever seen in my entire lifetime. Bar None. And this goes back to the 1950's, Dear Friends. I have never seen a construction area this weird in ALL my Life, not even in Sonoran, Mexico, and that says it all right there. I personally worked weird construction sites in the 1960's. They were nothing compared to today. I thought I saw the Weirdest of The Weirdest in Sonora back in the 90's.
But NO! The Blackfeet Nation surpassed The Weirdest of The Weird today. We went through a construction site designed by some rogue engineer on drugs. Hardly half way through the most weirdest of the weird there was a sign that said “End Road Work” and then it got worse. A LOT Worse. Oh, my gosh, I was honestly on the edge of my driving abilities going through that ridiculous construction zone. Blackfeet Men were driving giant machines in ways I don't even want to attempt to describe. The speed and sheer terror of these machines brought me right down to my most primal level. I determined I was gonna get outta there no matter what those guys threw at me!
It was THE Weirdest Construciton Site I have ever seen in my entire lifetime. Bar None. And this goes back to the 1950's, Dear Friends. I have never seen a construction area this weird in ALL my Life, not even in Sonoran, Mexico, and that says it all right there. I personally worked weird construction sites in the 1960's. They were nothing compared to today. I thought I saw the Weirdest of The Weirdest in Sonora back in the 90's.
But NO! The Blackfeet Nation surpassed The Weirdest of The Weird today. We went through a construction site designed by some rogue engineer on drugs. Hardly half way through the most weirdest of the weird there was a sign that said “End Road Work” and then it got worse. A LOT Worse. Oh, my gosh, I was honestly on the edge of my driving abilities going through that ridiculous construction zone. Blackfeet Men were driving giant machines in ways I don't even want to attempt to describe. The speed and sheer terror of these machines brought me right down to my most primal level. I determined I was gonna get outta there no matter what those guys threw at me!
Yikes! Yes, it was THAT bad! We made it OK but it was white knuckle all the way. When I got to the other side of their gauntlet, I exhaled like you read about.
You gotta realize The Blackfeet Nation is The Baddest Of The Bad. And you gotta realize Blackfeet Men are channeling The Spirit Of Their Ancestors. Man, HOW I felt that reality today!
Cows go home
When we pulled into this large campground yesterday there were 50-75 cows and calves everywhere. Suddenly, in a wink, they were all gone. Poof! Just like that. Not a one to be seen anywhere. Somewhere nearby we presume the cows came home.
WX change
Wind blew like crazy last night. We both worried it would blow the trailer over. It blew in a Canadian cold front. Nippy outside thus morning with mist in air. Winds coming from North to Northeast. Hopefully, it will blow fire smoke out of area. Other two photos are Wed. AM views of St. Mary & Many Glacier.
Tuesday, August 1, 2017
MOAN COUNTRY
“Plans Are Made To Be Changed”
That's been our Main Motto for Many Moons. And Many Years, too. You make plans so you can change them. Once you get into the rockin' rythmn of our motto, the whole Planning Paradigm will just never be the same. Nope. It will be better. Much Better. You won't worry about whether your plan is THE Plan. Nope. You know right off the bat that “Plans Are Made To Be Changed” so when you change 'em, you're good to go.
That's why we are camped in MOAN Country at a place called Willow Creeek Reservoir about 7 gravel road miles outside of Augusta which is probably in Lewis & Clark County, Montana, as nearly as we can tell. If you were to drive forever due west of Augusta, you'd wind up at a major trailhead for The Bob. Yep, the legendary Bob Marshall Wilderness.
What with the fire smoke and haze, we can only make our the faint outline of The Bob lying far west of our BFE location here at Willow Creek Reservoir. For you GPS enabled map heads, we are at 47.54784 -112.44093 Look it up on your Funk-N-Googles.
There are more cows and calves here than there are people. There are two people. We are them two people. Meanwhile, there are roughly 50-75 trespassing cows and calves. Montana wildlife people really went the extra mile to keep the cattle out of this recreation site but, well, they failed. Now the cattle have their own private bathrooms and they relish the luxury.
This lonely reservoir is huge and there's nary a boat to be seen. Nary a human to be seen either, for that matter. We don't care. We're in the “any port in a storm” mode and this one fit the bill. Turns out there are precious few (if any) campsites along the route we chose to travel today.
We left The Headwaters at 1 PM today after a lovely morning (to be described below) and thought we were heading to Helena to stake out our own asphalt turf at Chateau Wal-Mart. Once we got to Helena and did a drive-by of the RV ghetto set up there in that blazing hot parking lot, we just kept on drivin'.
That's why plans are made to be changed.
Oh, the stories I could conjure just by looking at the ghetto of RV's stacked up like cordwood in that Wal-Mart parking lot. But I won't go there or it might turn out to be a reprise of the movie script from “Deliverance”. Cue the banjos.
So “we proceeded on,” as Meriwether Lewis was wont to say in his journals of that epic journey from so long ago.
And we kept proceeding on and proceeding on and finally began wondering if we'd ever find a place to camp. Finally, we washed ashore in Augusta, Montana, a five bar kinda place and we hit pay dirt. Well, actually a pay dirt road that lead us to this campsite seven miles out of a small town in The Middle Of Absolute Nowhere Montana.
We stopped at the Forest Service Office in Augusta and I told Susun to go in here and do her “64 questions” routine and that's how we found this place. It's not Forest Service. It's a Montana fishing site. Long story best told another time. But it works for us. The toilet is spotless and thank goodness the cows can't come inside the vault toilets to do their thing. They do their thing outside---ALL over the place as cows are wont to do.
This morning was blissfull in every way, shape and form. It was one of those lovely mornings wafting in the whispy curtains from some romantic movie scene. Oh, how we love such days!
By and by, we finally left our tiny home around 9 AM and went to sit on a bench at The Confluence and huggle and hold each other as we admired the mingling waters. Later, we walked up a historic knoll to read important history and then we threaded a thin river shoreline to find our way to the Gallatin Confluence, too. Afterwards, we drove into Three Forks for a most delightful lunch at the 3-4KS Cafe enjoying easily the best outdoor patio dining environment we've ever experienced.
And then it was back to Road Trip Reality to hitch 'em up and hit the pavement before campground checkout atime at 1 PM.
Susun loves Three Forks and wants to come back soon. Me, too.
Life Is Good! Happy August 1 and Many Cheers! J&S
Red Suns
Happy August First! We're moving very slowly on this first day of a new month. Yes, there is a lot of smoke from various wild fires. And, yes, it created the famous Red Suns of fire season last evening and this morning here at the Missouri Headwaters State Park. We're tucked into some serious riparian vegetation..surrounded by willow trees, rose bushes and various other aggressive, water-loving trees and shurbs. So, it really doesn't matter to us how hazy the sky might be.
We had some major techie success this morning. We finally figured out how to upload both a text narrative and photos to Susun's Samsung Galaxy Grand Prime Android phone. Our cheap-o, pseudo, so-called smart phone has been a total dud on this trip. No cell signal whatsoever. So, we've abandoned it. We decided instead to figure out to use Susun's phone to post to this blog. That way we can leave her beloved Facebook unmolested and safe for her continued enjoyment.
It took a lot of hoop jumping and head scratching but we got 'er dun.
We're getting a hugely late start this morning but you know what? It doesn't matter one diddly dang. We're only going to Helena and, guess what? Helena's only 65 miles away. Now that's what we call a short travel day. So, heck, we can leave Three Forks as late as 4 PM today and still arrive in Helena on time for Happy Hour.
Meanwhile this morning, we plan to roam 'round The Headwaters soaking up more of the fluvial ambiance here. Then, we're probably going to have lunch at the Wheat Montana deli or some suitable place. Today's supposed to be a little cooler than yesterday so that might help.
Otherwise, it's just another lazy day on the road.
Happy Day & Many Cheers! J&S
Three Forks
Three Forks is a very spiritual spot for me and Susun. It's where the soul of three rivers come together and give up their names and identity to create a marriage of a much larger Spirit—The Spirit of The Missouri.
Anyone who knows us know that confluences are a huge part of our lives and hearts. A confluence of two rivers is a special and sacred spot. Being here at the confluence of THREE rivers is deeply spiritual. Staring at those mingling water watching The Missouri be born is deeply emotional for each of us. For two lovers who have spent the past 30 years together holding hands and kissing at too many confluences to remember, being here at the birthplace of The Mighty Missouri is truly a special personal experience. Oh, my.
Anyone who knows us know that confluences are a huge part of our lives and hearts. A confluence of two rivers is a special and sacred spot. Being here at the confluence of THREE rivers is deeply spiritual. Staring at those mingling water watching The Missouri be born is deeply emotional for each of us. For two lovers who have spent the past 30 years together holding hands and kissing at too many confluences to remember, being here at the birthplace of The Mighty Missouri is truly a special personal experience. Oh, my.
What makes it even more special and spiritual for us is that we are Lewis & Clark junkies. And Lewis and Clark camped right here in 1804, almost at the same time that we are here. L&C were here July 25-29 and we're here July 31. Pretty danged close. Very few of our Dear Friends have a clue how deeply tied we are to Lewis & Clark's epic expedition. It's a huge long story too long to tell here.
But to be camped right smack in the same footprint as L&C and to be at one of THE most special spots of the L&C Journey is...well...AMAZING!
But to be camped right smack in the same footprint as L&C and to be at one of THE most special spots of the L&C Journey is...well...AMAZING!
We left our Idahome at High Noon and enjoyed a very pleasant drive up through Island Park, across Raynolds Pass and then downriver on The Madison until we crossed into The Jefferson drainage. It was so delightful watching those forever free flowing rivers dancing in the light, making merry music amid the miles and miles of glacial boulders strewn in their waterways.
The Madison's vast valley is a classic glacial gig. Even someone with absolutely no knowledge of how glaciers work could look at that valley and instantly see the fingerprints of gigantic glaciers gone by. What a sight to see!
The Madison is Fish Country. Fish People are every where. Legendary Ennis has become quite big for its britches and now reeks of all the trappings of a classic tourist trap town. Except all the tourist traps are set for fishermen. The entry sign to Ennis says “840 people and 11,000,000 trout.” The stereotype old west Main Street is chock-a-block with Fish People Shops. Alluring larger than life fish statues are perched seductively here and there. Fly fishing rods adorn many of the vehicles. Yes, old men walk down Main Street wearing hats adorned with too many fly fishing flies.
The Madison is Fish Country. Fish People are every where. Legendary Ennis has become quite big for its britches and now reeks of all the trappings of a classic tourist trap town. Except all the tourist traps are set for fishermen. The entry sign to Ennis says “840 people and 11,000,000 trout.” The stereotype old west Main Street is chock-a-block with Fish People Shops. Alluring larger than life fish statues are perched seductively here and there. Fly fishing rods adorn many of the vehicles. Yes, old men walk down Main Street wearing hats adorned with too many fly fishing flies.
The last time we saw Ennis was 2003. That was before the now infamous housing boom-bust. Sure enough, once little Ennis is now a full grown adult tourist town, complete with its own ghost housing subdivision sitting serenely in the high sage flats above Old Town. McMansions are dotted here and there and several upscale housing developments fill the once empty hills.
The air quality was quite nice until about 20 miles south of Ennis. Then smoke from not-too-distant Montana wild fires brought on the normal, scenery-numbing dog daze haze. As veterans of fire smoke thick enough to cut with a butter knife, the haze was nothing. In fact, it gave a pleasant blue hue to the surrounding medium tall mountain ranges.
Up here in Three Forks, we couldn't care less about the haze. It's the stuff in front of our faces that's exciting us today. Seeing the creation of The Missouri River here from the collective chalices of three fully grown rivers is at once humbling and thoroughly exhilarating.
We're camped at the Montana Missouri River Headwaters State Park. Montana really knows how to stiff “non-residents”. If you're a Montana resident over 62, you can camp here for $9. If you're a foreigner like us, the cost is $28. YEA, Montana!
But we're delighted to pay the $28 to be here. We found the ONLY campsite with a modicum of shade—Site #16 and, thankfully, we're not inside a microwave oven as we write this missive. The huge heat wave has really knocked back the Mongolian mosquitoes that own this place. We've been told only “small swarms” of mosquitoes will come out at dusk this evening. That's a comforting thought.
The air quality was quite nice until about 20 miles south of Ennis. Then smoke from not-too-distant Montana wild fires brought on the normal, scenery-numbing dog daze haze. As veterans of fire smoke thick enough to cut with a butter knife, the haze was nothing. In fact, it gave a pleasant blue hue to the surrounding medium tall mountain ranges.
Up here in Three Forks, we couldn't care less about the haze. It's the stuff in front of our faces that's exciting us today. Seeing the creation of The Missouri River here from the collective chalices of three fully grown rivers is at once humbling and thoroughly exhilarating.
We're camped at the Montana Missouri River Headwaters State Park. Montana really knows how to stiff “non-residents”. If you're a Montana resident over 62, you can camp here for $9. If you're a foreigner like us, the cost is $28. YEA, Montana!
But we're delighted to pay the $28 to be here. We found the ONLY campsite with a modicum of shade—Site #16 and, thankfully, we're not inside a microwave oven as we write this missive. The huge heat wave has really knocked back the Mongolian mosquitoes that own this place. We've been told only “small swarms” of mosquitoes will come out at dusk this evening. That's a comforting thought.
We wouldn't normally pay $28 a night for a campsite. But this is special and spiritual to be here and $28 is a bargain. Don't tell that to Montana, they might raise the price on us pilgrims. I can see the entry sign now, “Normal Price $28. Lewis & Clark Junkies pay double.”
And you know what? We WOULD pay double. It wouldn't matter to us. That's the way it is with L&C Junkies.
Three Forks is a dinky little dusty Montana town. It has just enough critical mass of stuff to make it more attractive than all its other dinky little dusty neighbors. The 1910 Sacajawea Inn is a signature icon of Three Forks. Without doubt, it puts Three Forks on a pedestal none of its jealous neighbors can ever enjoy. The Sacajawea Inn transcends all else around it, sending a glow into distant counties and countries.
Meanwhile, there are two intriguing cafes down on Main Street—The 3-4KS and the Iron Horse. Look them up on Yelp and prepare to be entertained. We will be visiting them, as well as Wheat Montana and maybe that sausage supply place, too.
Tomorrow will be a full day here at The Confluence and in Three Forks as well. At least our $28 bought us a Day Pass good for all day Tuesday. Helena is only 65 miles away by MT 287. We've already been checked-in by phone with Chateau Wal-Mart in Helena and received permission to camp in their parking lot tomorrow night. Heck, who knows? Since we will be in Helena Tuesday night, we might as well play pickleball there Wednesday morning. The Helena Pickleball People only play on a strict Monday, Wednesday, Friday schedule: 8-11 AM at Barney Park. We checked with them via phone and that's their gig. Heck, if we're hanging out in the Chateau Wal-Mart parking lot on a Wednesday morning, what would be more fun? Staring at early morning shoppers or playing pickleball in Helena?
Well, it's really fun to be here at the Birthplace of The Missouri River.
Happy Day & Many Cheers! J&S
Monday, July 31, 2017
Which way to go?
Above is the Idaho Falls to Three Forks route. It's 200 miles through Classic Big Sky Country.
And here's the Three Forks to Helena route. These two routes keep us off the interstates.
We obviously know where we are going but we don't know where we are going to get there. We're conflicted between the EZPZ straight, Fun Route and The Pickleball Route. Being as how we're kinda pickleballed out right now, we're swinging back toward thoughts of the EZPZ Fun Route.
That would mean we drive up through Island Park to Henrys Lake and then turn north to cross over the Continental Divide at Raynolds Pass. There we would leave The Snake River Watershed and drop into the Missouri Watershed via the Madison River drainage. We'd head up through Ennis and reach Three Forks, Montana about 200 miles from Idaho Falls. We would camp at the Missouri River Headwaters State Park right smack dab where Lewis & Clark & Crew camped in 1805. Chances are we'd spend two nights there because it is such a special spot. But maybe not.
Anyway, then we'd head north on A Montana state highway to get to Helena and thence via more state highways to get to Saint Mary, Montana. If we weren't worried about playing pickleball, it would be a relaxing and fun trip. So, that's the way we are leaning as of Monday morning on the last day of July. It's only 271 miles from Three Forks to Saint Mary and that's a pleasant amount of travel time. We could probably leave Three Forks in the 9-10 AM range and easily arrive at Saint Mary at or before 5 PM.
We don't travel fast when we're towing the trailer. Our trailer tires are only rated for use at 60 MPH max. So, we're kinda pushing it to drive 62 miles per hour. Anything over 65 is out of the question except in the Salt Lake City corridor when survival matters more than the integrity of our trailer tires...but we digress.
Anyway, as of Monday morning that's looking more and more like "The Plan". We've had enough pickleball lately to last us a long time. Maybe we oughta blow off pickleball until we make the return trip. There will be plenty of places to play heading south. Hum...we shall see.
Sunday, July 30, 2017
Two and a half years!
I've already posted more in the past two days here on this blog that I have posted in the last two and a half years! Total.
Man! We're BAAACK! I love it. I am so totally right with it. I've been gone waay too long. It's so good to be back. My fingers are just itching to write.
Man! We're BAAACK! I love it. I am so totally right with it. I've been gone waay too long. It's so good to be back. My fingers are just itching to write.
FEELS SO RIGHT!
The Bear Nazis
The Bear Nazis rush forward and surround the Bear Reg Offender while their Commandante shouts commands to "secure the area". Bear Spray-armed sentries are posted looking left and right with herky, jerky side-to-side motions of their heads. Meanwhile, The Bear Nazi Commandante confronts the Bear Reg Offender in a loud, accusatory manner, putting his face as close as possible to the Bear Reg Offender's face. Meanwhile, the phalanx of the Bear Nazi Strike Force stands poised and ready to tackle and handcuff the purported Bear Reg Offender. If the Commandante orders a full confiscation, the Strike Force members will quickly gather up all the possessions of the purported Bear Reg Offender and throw them helter, skelter into the steel covered rear bed of the crew cab assault vehicle.
This is not fiction. We have seen the Bear Nazis in action...right in our face. Where and when? Why in Glacier National Park in 2003 at the Apgar Campground. What we described above is precisely what happened to us when we were subjected to the rude, insulting behavior of the Bear Nazis right in our own campsite.
What was our purported Bear Reg Offense? Well, we knew all about the Bear Regs. So, I told Susun we would take our beer cooler around behind our tent and sit beside it with our two lawn chairs while we enjoyed some cold beers after along day on the road. I know enough about the Bear Regs to know that you are legally entitled to have a cooler out in plain sight if it is in "actual, immediate usage" by the owner.
Well, that didn't stop the Bear Nazis from assaulting and harassing and threatening us. I had to get really assertive about the Bear Regs and stand my ground and state emphatically over and over that what we were doing was totally, 100% LEGAL! It went in one ear and out the other ear for their Commandante. He so badly wanted to confiscate all our stuff, arrest us and take us into custody. But I stood my ground and told him to call the Chief NPS Ranger to arbitrate the situation.
The Commandante knew I had him on that one. He knew dang well the Chief Ranger would side with me because I was on the right side of the law. So, the Nazi Commandate backed down, huffing and puffing and being full himself every blow hard step of the way.
Just before he mounted back into the Strike Force Assault vehicle, he shouted a warning at us, "You better have that cooler out of sight unless you are standing right next to it when we come back around this loop!" Well, YES SIR! I was very tempted to give the Nazi salute and shout Sieg Heil at the top of my lungs. But I knew better and I bit my tongue and kept my restless right arm at my side.
We were so upset with the Bear Nazis that day. We were positively fuming. Luckily, a few cold beers took the edge off our fumes. We were able to settle back down and enjoy the remainder of the evening. But it's a vignette we obviously never forgot. And we have forever since feared the Bear Nazis. We known danged well and good that the Bear Nazis are alive and well in Glacier National Park. If they were that gnarly in 2003, imagine what they will be like in 2017!
So, we have planned our entire Road Trip rigging specifically for the Glacier National Park Bear Nazis. There will not be one single item exposed outside of what the Bear Nazis call a "hardside" vehicle. There will be nothing under the trailer, nothing in the rear bed of the pickup truck. Nothing. Anywhere. Not even lawn chairs unless we are actually sitting in them.
We are leaving absolutely nothing to chance. We have "proofed" out our Bear Nazi rigging over and over and we have this drill DOWN! We started working on this rig very early this year and we've spent months refining and perfecting the Glacier Bear Nazi rig.
That 2003 incident is still very fresh in our minds and memories. We're ready for the Bear Nazis this time around!
Ditching a B-17
B-17 crews in the Blue Water Pacific also had to deal with ditchings and many of those incidents turned tragic.
This is an excellent 1944 training film on how to properly ditch a B-17. It's almost 43 minutes long. It starts out sadly with 9 out of 10 members of a crew dying in a ditching. The survivor determines his next crew will be thoroughly prepared. https://youtu.be/N4xTjvtS5W0
Mirror Photos
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The mirror of which we speak. |
Well, one of the really nice things about taking Sunday off and not blowing outta here by 10 AM is that I had time to go through a ba-zillion photo folders and pick out 100 pictures to form a photo pool to use on the mirror. Why 100? Well, out local Walgreens three blocks away has a coupon code for 9 cent prints if you order 100. Since the normal price is 20 cents, that's a smoking deal.
Anyway, it took about an hour to scare up 100 pictures and they will all be printed by about 10:30 AM today. Sweet.
Trip's a GO but we're lazy
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See all Glacier NP webcams here: https://www.nps.gov/glac/learn/photosmultimedia/webcams.htm |
However, we're turned lazy. We had planned to leave Sunday morning about 10-ish. But we're lazy and that means we're leaving Monday morning, probably pretty early, actually. And, if this lazy streak continues, we might even leave Tuesday. Who knows? Who cares? That's one of the many benefits of being retired. Other than the fact that we MUST check into Saint Mary campground Wednesday afternoon, we don't really have a schedule. Plus, if we shine off playing pickleball in Butte and Helena, Montana, then we really, truly don't have a schedule.
It's just too nice a morning here in Idaho Falls to get all in a hurry and last minute frenzy to leave in 2.5 hours from now. Nope, ain't gonna happen. We're lazy and that's that.
Speaking of record crowds, the photo above shows the Logan Pass parking lot shortly after noon Saturday, July 29. This is what we're facing for this Glacier Road Trip. We did a screen clip of the Glacier Twitter that's also attached to a separate post. Basically, it looks like all the popular spots inside the park were totally max'd out Saturday.
Bear in mind, we actually had to book this trip back during the first week in February. I think I booked it on Susun's February 2nd birthday to be exact. The Saint Mary campground was half reserved even six months ago. The entire 142-site campground is completely and totally full right now. Not even one night is available for any of those sites. And get this, it's completely booked full all the way into early September. And it's been full all summer long! So, if we hadn't booked out site six months ago, there would be no room at the inn, so to speak.
We felt lucky to be able to find a site at Saint Mary with at least some partial shade. The vast majority of the sites there have nary a speck of shade. Little did we know six months ago how valuable shade would be during the first week in August!
Here's the Sunday morning webcam view from Saint Mary Visitor Center looking west. Note that the early AM temp is already 74 degrees. Yep, it's gonna be a cooker for sure but we will make The Best of it.
Saturday, July 29, 2017
Sweetie Susun's Flowers
Wouldn't you know we're leaving The City just as Sweetie Susun's flowers began to bloom today. The hollyhocks bloomed around July 4th. They just keep on blooming. The zinnias just started popping blooms today. Ditto the pseudo sunflowers.
We never even unhitched
We came back from Alpine, Wyoming, locked and loaded. We never even bothered to unhitch. All we did was hook up electricity to the fridge so we would not have to empty stuff out of it during the two day transition. We will be pulling out of here tomorrow morning roughly 48 hours from when we parked it Friday. We didn't even refuel coming into the city Friday. We're planning to refuel on the way out of town tomorrow.
It's a lot of work
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We take special delight in crossing stuff off The List! |
Today was fun because we actually crossed everything off The List that we made while camped at Alpine, Wyoming, Wednesday and Thursday nights. There isn't all that much left to do before our departure tomorrow. What's left to do can fit on two index cards and they have been taped to our main door (facing inward) so that we can't possibly forget those tasks.
It's always a little daunting for me before everyone of these types of trips. Have I remember everything? Have I taken care of the critical stuff? What might I have missed? These sorts of things always wake me up in the middle of the night before departure. Luckily, the things I've forgotten in all our past trips have been very minor. We pray that it is "so" for this trip, too.
I think we're in really good shape as far as Road Trips go. The Alpine two-nighter was the perfect shake down cruise. It really helped us focus on some kinks in our travel system. And we quickly ironed out those kinks. We also saw some opportunities to make certain things a lot better and quickly jumped those tasks these last two days.
It's ALL about efficiency and having everything right at your fingertips when you need it. It's all about knowing you are as fully prepared as possible in every aspect. When you get to that point, you achieve a peace of mind that is hard to describe but very, very comforting. That's pretty much where we are as Saturday evening begins to evolve.
Dear Friend Karen is coming over for cocktails and Special Bean Burritos. We're having both a salad and coleslaw on the side. Although it's been another uncomfortably warm day here (high of 88), the shade of our tall trees is delicious. We expect to be sitting in the courtyard this evening as the light begins to fade.
Tomorrow begins bright and early as we have to give our self a haircut and then give the lawn a haircut (AKA: mowing the grass). Then it's off to smite the last items on our departure list. We're hoping to pull out of here about 10-ish, plus or minus.
Sunday's a medium long day's drive to Three Forks, Montana. Our goal there is the Missouri Headwaters State Park. Believe it or not, "if" and when we camp there, we will be camped right smack dab on the VERY SAME SPOT that Lewis & Clark & Crew camped waaay back in the day.
Sometimes you have to wonder
What are we doing? Why are we going to Glacier? There are a lot of signs that this might not be a good time to go there. Should we stay or should we go? The graphic above is from the Saturday morning GNP Twitter feed. YIKES! Logan Pass full at 8:37. Meanwhile, record breaking heat is forecast. Meanwhile, they've staged a DC-10 tanker in Helena because of the escalating fire danger in Montana. Meanwhile, there are already quite a few fires burning in Montana and upwind in British Columbia. One wonders...what are we doing? Why are we doing it? Too many questions, too few answers.
What a way to start a Saturday
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My ancient LG305C. At least it still works. |
I've lost count of how many cell phones we've owned. I'm guessing it's at least 20 between the two of us. Naturally, they had to assign me yet another "new" number. Those numbers really aren't "new". They are actually used numbers. We all know that to be true, especially when we get calls from creditors of the person who used to own that number. Every single "new" cell number I've ever had was once owned by some dead beat who ran up a bunch of debts and then disconnected their cell phone.
Well, it's pretty annoying to be out someplace and not be able to make a phone call. With this backup phone, I won't be having that problem anymore. Whatever else you say about Tracfone, at least you can say their service is reliable and you can make calls from anywhere. Since I reactivated a pre-existing phone, my total cost this morning was a mere $10.72 for 90 minutes of airtime and 30 service days. That will get us through our Glacier/Waterton trip no problem.
Yesterday was a classic grunt day. We left camp at Alpine, Wyoming a little before 9 AM and got home about 10:30 AM. I was on the go all day until well after 5 PM. Whenever we go camping, we always make The List of "improvements" for the next trip. Even though we were only gone two nights, The List completely filled an 8.5 x 11 piece of graph paper with many notes in the margins and between the lines. Just looking at The List was daunting.
So, as soon as we arrived home, I began tackling The List. Made pretty good progress, actually, and hav about half of the items checked off. One of The List items was "reactivate old Tracfone." So, now you know how I got started this Saturday morning. Just dutifully trying to cross things off of The List. Lots more to do today before all of The List items are crossed off.
This new "return to my blog roots" is working out great. I think it will be a real nice way to find a "happy medium" with Facebook. I will still share other people's stuff on my Facebook, still click "Like" and maybe comment once in awhile. And I will still use the Private Message function. But I am definitely NOT going to be writing about stuff we do. All that stuff we do will be here on this blog. That way I can write to my heart's content and not think or give a diddly about whether it's too long or too boring or too esoteric. After all, I am writing here primarily for myself. It certainly is a refreshing change and one I will embrace ever more with each passing day.
Now, finally time to drink some coffee and smell the roses.
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The List from this last trip is typical. |
Friday, July 28, 2017
Olathe Corn
Down in The Verde Valley, the onset of Hauser Farms sweet corn is a ritual marked by much celebration. Up here in South East Idaho, it's Olathe Corn that gets us all excited Olathe is to us what Hauser is to The Verde.
We actually got to see the Olathe Fields in 2003. Yes, they were a sight to see. The growers there ship north because we up here are "corn deprived" while the south latitudes are "corn rich". Heat is Corn's Dear Friend. Olathe is in a "heat island" that also has special soil and favorable water to grow incredible ears by mid to late July. And that's when the far northern latitudes are "corn starved."
Olathe Corn is selling here in Idaho Falls this week for 4/$1 at Albertson's and 3/$1 at WinCo. Those price points tell us that Olathe is having a bumper crop this season.
LSCM Alive Again
Once you get TOFABO, you can actually check out of Facebook Hotel. EZPZ, the valet opens the door for you and you are free to go.
I feel a HUGE weight lifted off my shoulders and spirit. I will no longer be posting about "My Life & Times" on Facebook. I will return those types of things back to where they began--HERE, on this blog.
Yes, I will still share stuff on Facebook. I simply won't be writing about me,myself and I on Facebook. I am returning to my roots here.
So, what was the tipping point? Well, it was a new bucket. Strangely. And, yes, I found the perfect lid for that new bucket. And, yes, we will be writing an Ode To The Bucket soon.
Sunday, March 26, 2017
Life Lessons
A Dear, Dear Friend drove down our dead end road today. The second he rounded the curve, we knew who he was. He drove a signature truck in a signature style with signature apparatus attached.
We sat in our straw house he helped build swapping Old Timer Stories of Days Gone By.
And that's when we learned of his Life Lessons and Life Challenges, We celebrated him during our visit today. His courage in facing his challenges is awesome and inspirational.
And after he drove away we were left with our own thoughts and wonderings.
How would we deal with his challenges? Would we be as gallant and cavalier as he? Would be as quick to forgive and forget as he? Would we move on as courageously as he? Would we see the illusive light at the end of our own personal tunnel as he?
Aye. Those are our questions this evening.
We sat in our straw house he helped build swapping Old Timer Stories of Days Gone By.
And that's when we learned of his Life Lessons and Life Challenges, We celebrated him during our visit today. His courage in facing his challenges is awesome and inspirational.
And after he drove away we were left with our own thoughts and wonderings.
How would we deal with his challenges? Would we be as gallant and cavalier as he? Would be as quick to forgive and forget as he? Would we move on as courageously as he? Would we see the illusive light at the end of our own personal tunnel as he?
Aye. Those are our questions this evening.
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