You look almost respectable. I am sore afraid. Please say you're not wearing plaid pants. Have you recently noticed that you've never in your entire life owned a white belt? Have you suddenly realized what an easy-care fabric Double-Knit is? Are you starting to notice BUICKS on the road? If so, it's almost too late. It's an inexorable slide into White Upper Class Mediocrity. Seek help.
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You look almost respectable. I am sore afraid. Please say you're not wearing plaid pants. Have you recently noticed that you've never in your entire life owned a white belt? Have you suddenly realized what an easy-care fabric Double-Knit is? Are you starting to notice BUICKS on the road? If so, it's almost too late. It's an inexorable slide into White Upper Class Mediocrity. Seek help.
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