We just placed a classic classified ad. In fact, it might even qualify as "Classified Haiku."
OK, here it is:
SUZUKI, '91 Sidekick
Smelly, Noisy, Ugly,
but worth the price!
4x4, 5 spd. soft top.
It's gonna run for 14 days and cost $16.
We've given up on the Atomic City saloon owner.
It's time to put this puppy out to pasture someplace.
Hey, this is called Truth in Advertising!