You look almost respectable. I am sore afraid. Please say you're not wearing plaid pants. Have you recently noticed that you've never in your entire life owned a white belt? Have you suddenly realized what an easy-care fabric Double-Knit is? Are you starting to notice BUICKS on the road? If so, it's almost too late. It's an inexorable slide into White Upper Class Mediocrity. Seek help.
You look almost respectable. I am sore afraid. Please say you're not wearing plaid pants. Have you recently noticed that you've never in your entire life owned a white belt? Have you suddenly realized what an easy-care fabric Double-Knit is? Are you starting to notice BUICKS on the road? If so, it's almost too late. It's an inexorable slide into White Upper Class Mediocrity. Seek help.
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